Something frivolous...

A bird victimized me today. It was having a terrible diarrhoea and decided to release it all on me, while i was crossing the road. Two huge splats of white gooey shit was on my arm and shirt. It was so bad that I stopped in the middle of the road stunned and it didn't help that a few punks on the other side of the curb started shouting "whoa, shit man". I felt so embarrassed and dirty and smelly and unlucky and all the bad feelings you feel when you get shit. But, thank God i wasn't alone, beks cleaned it up for me on the spot and lent me her jacket while yuxing helped carry my bag. From a positive perspective, i bought a cute shirt from american eagle plus it was on discount. Looking back, its really quite hilarious cos this has never happened to me for 19 years, moreover the shit i got was probably 10 times the amount i would have gotten if i was bombed back home, seriously, the birds here are well fed. Oh great, i've just dedicated a post to bird droppings, oh well, its really a milestone for me.